tim rogers on the current cinema, 08142003
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pyramid108: i think pirates is kind of a movie miracle
pyramid108: it's the cinematic equivalent of the chicken that lived a year without a head
idprism: ha
idprism: :]
pyramid108: i mean
pyramid108: there's a huge . . . HOLE in the movie
pyramid108: like, a GIANT one
pyramid108: yet
pyramid108: it's still wholly watchable
pyramid108: and even UProckingly enjoyable
idprism: it is enjoyable
idprism: to what hole do you refer?
idprism: i think there may be more than one
pyramid108: i mean
pyramid108: there's just a giant part of the movie where every line of dialogue
pyramid108: just . . . everything is collapsing in on itself
pyramid108: it becomes a cinematic black hole
idprism: haha
pyramid108: yet, johnny depp makes it watchable
idprism: he does
pyramid108: it's . . . kind of senseless
idprism: indeed
idprism: i mentioned that on someone's livejournal
pyramid108: theyre going back and forth to and from that island
idprism: morganlight's maybe
pyramid108: rescuing one guy, then another guy, then the girl
pyramid108: the ending is FUCKRIDICKULOUS
pyramid108: . . . yes, i just made that word up
idprism: haha
idprism: i figured
pyramid108: and i'm not referring to the BRILLIANT final shot
idprism: with the monkey?
pyramid108: no
pyramid108: where johnny depp is mumbling the pirate song
idprism: oh
idprism: that
pyramid108: the monkey doesn't count
pyramid108: heh
idprism: haha
idprism: ok
pyramid108: that's not brilliant
idprism: i know
idprism: -.-;;
pyramid108: that's like . . . a teaser of a teaser
idprism: yeah
pyramid108: you know
idprism: so do you sit in til the end of the credits like i do?
idprism: or did you just hear about that somewhere?
pyramid108: how sometimes movies end with 'BOOOOOM, WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL, BITCH!'
idprism: oh yeah
pyramid108: well, that was . . .
pyramid108: 'BOOOOOOOM!
pyramid108: 'LOOK AT THE MONKEY, BITCH!'
pyramid108: which is . . . not the same
idprism: hahaha
idprism: its not
pyramid108: it's more of a 'this COULD be a teaser, if it WAS A TEASER!'