tim ([info]pyramid108) wrote,
@ 2003-08-14 03:35:00
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tim rogers on the current cinema, 08142003
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Now, continue.

pyramid108: i think pirates is kind of a movie miracle
pyramid108: it's the cinematic equivalent of the chicken that lived a year without a head
idprism: ha
idprism: :]
pyramid108: i mean
pyramid108: there's a huge . . . HOLE in the movie
pyramid108: like, a GIANT one
pyramid108: yet
pyramid108: it's still wholly watchable
pyramid108: and even UProckingly enjoyable
idprism: it is enjoyable
idprism: to what hole do you refer?
idprism: i think there may be more than one
pyramid108: i mean
pyramid108: there's just a giant part of the movie where every line of dialogue
pyramid108: just . . . everything is collapsing in on itself
pyramid108: it becomes a cinematic black hole
idprism: haha
pyramid108: yet, johnny depp makes it watchable
idprism: he does
pyramid108: it's . . . kind of senseless
idprism: indeed
idprism: i mentioned that on someone's livejournal
pyramid108: theyre going back and forth to and from that island
idprism: [info]morganlight's maybe
pyramid108: rescuing one guy, then another guy, then the girl
pyramid108: the ending is FUCKRIDICKULOUS
pyramid108: . . . yes, i just made that word up
idprism: haha
idprism: i figured
pyramid108: and i'm not referring to the BRILLIANT final shot
idprism: with the monkey?
pyramid108: no
pyramid108: where johnny depp is mumbling the pirate song
idprism: oh
idprism: that
pyramid108: the monkey doesn't count
pyramid108: heh
idprism: haha
idprism: ok
pyramid108: that's not brilliant
idprism: i know
idprism: -.-;;
pyramid108: that's like . . . a teaser of a teaser
idprism: yeah
pyramid108: you know
idprism: so do you sit in til the end of the credits like i do?
idprism: or did you just hear about that somewhere?
pyramid108: how sometimes movies end with 'BOOOOOM, WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL, BITCH!'
idprism: oh yeah
pyramid108: well, that was . . .
pyramid108: 'BOOOOOOOM!
pyramid108: 'LOOK AT THE MONKEY, BITCH!'
pyramid108: which is . . . not the same
idprism: hahaha
idprism: its not
pyramid108: it's more of a 'this COULD be a teaser, if it WAS A TEASER!'



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Really Bad Eggs...
[info]spikebenimble
2003-08-14 01:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I saw it for the second time a few nights ago, and I am continually impressed with Johnny Depp's performance. I wish they had done a little music video of him and the others singing "Yo-Ho." Would that not just be the assiliciousness?

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Re: Really Bad Eggs...
[info]pyramid108
2003-08-14 01:52 am UTC (link)
That would have kicked the shit right clean out of the ass of the little Monkey Surprise. It would have been the perfect post-credit thing.

Disney Bitches shoulda had the fuckin' forethought.

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Re: Really Bad Eggs...
[info]spikebenimble
2003-08-14 02:04 am UTC (link)
Fuckin' Eisner.

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[info]aderack
2003-08-14 09:29 am UTC (link)
The term for those is "stingers".

Like that creepy guy with the site.

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[info]pyramid108
2003-08-14 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Or what bees have.

Creepy, indeed.

Some day, I want someone to post on someone else's livejournal, calling me "that creepy guy with the site."

That's how cool my site will be.

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[info]aderack
2003-08-14 04:41 pm UTC (link)
I didn't reply to his last two bits of mail. I kept putting it off, as he was... difficult to talk to.

As Brandon put it, the first time it was cool. "Hey," I said. "The Stinger Report guy likes what I've written." Then it just got weird.

So.

Now you've seen him.

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